Scam calls are hilar...
Her: "Hello, I'm calling from New Look, could you just confirm blah blah blah for security"
Me: "You called me, you should know this"
Her: "But I can prove I'm from New Look because I know your date of birth and postcode"
Me: "You've never heard of Facebook have you?"
Just used 30 Dusk Balls catching that bad boy.
In Peterborough bus station
And my female black friend Lena got locked in the toilet because the handle fell off. She had to kick the door down. The little boy observing shat himself.
Dying of too much McDonalds
Not getting any sympathy because I am at my friends house and he has cancer. I still think I am worse off than him.
Everybody’s hurt somebody before, everybody’s been hurt by somebody...– Good Charlotte
Still ill, bleurgh
Just sayin’, I still feel like shit. These antibiotics need to hurry up and work faster.
There are so many 'lose weight' blogs on here
Maybe it’s because I’m naturally skinny and can’t put on weight no matter how hard I try, but I don’t find all of this attractive. I wish I could have more curves, I wish you couldn’t see my ribs when I lift my arms up, I wish that I had an ass to fill out my jeans with, I wish I had tits to fill out a top with, I wish I had hips and a bit of a belly. If you’re...
ss-screph429: mydirtylittlesecrets21: turtlesandraindrops: Dear God, I haven’t cried that hard in so long. First 30 seconds: Already rebloged. tears and chills. Cried. i’m literally sobbing and i can’t breathe omfg… I CRIED ♥♥ God, I’m like bawling me eyes out. <3 Oh, Jesus, the guy with his dog, I can’t … oh god I didn’t think I would really cry that much THIS SHOULD BE...
Reason why my head is always at an angle in...
It makes my nose look smaller.
Just got out the shower. I look ew. Belated... →
Make GIFs on gifyo!
EX IS A FUCKING SHIT-FACED CUNT
As if I got woken up at 9am to a phone call from the vets telling me I owe them £45. Errr, I haven’t used them since I used to have an English Bull Terrier. This is from November 2011. All I can think is that my shit cunt ex-fiance decided to take a dog to the vets and put the bill in my name, then just casually not pay them back. I swear to God, next time I see him I and gonna bottle that...
*Sneeze sneeze sneeze* *Cough cough cough* *Splutter sneeze*– Me at this present moment in time.
I'm seriously bored, ask me shit?
Anything. I will reply honestly.